Connie Brockway: My Dearest Enemy

My Dearest Enemy


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Breathtakingly romantic, startlingly original, Connie Brockway's novels have captured the hearts of readers and the raves of critics everywhere.Now she brings you a unique and unforgettable love story that begins with a series of letters between a world-weary adventurer and the woman whose love brings him home. "Dear Mr.Thorne, I give you fair warning.I intend to do whatever I must to abide by your late uncle's will and win Mill House.Though I know he never expected me to succeed, and for whatever reasons is using me to shame you, I accept his challenge.For the next five years, I will profitably manage this estate.I will deliver to you an allowance and I will prove that women are just as capable as men.And at the end, I shall accept Mill House as my reward. Sincerely, Lillian Bede" "My Dear Miss Bede, Forgive me if I fail to shudder.Pray, do whatever you bloody well want, can, or must.I shall look forward to making your acquaintance in my lawyer's office five years hence, when I take possession of Mill House. Avery Thorne""

"It was a million-to-one-shot, Doc". "My hands were full". "I fell". These and many other ludicrous excuses are what emergency room doctors hear every day from patients who check in with various objects inserted where the sun don't shine, stuck in various orifices or ingested in other ways. How exactly did that cell phone end up there? Was it on vibrate? And is the rectum truly the best place to store your fake grenade? It is at least somewhat understandable to find a rectal thermometer in its intended place, but how about a crack pipe? And what does your 6-year-old-daughter have to say about her missing Barbie doll? People's imagination knows no bounds, and we, of course, love to point and laugh. "Stuck Up!" features hilarious Xray images of the most outrageous kind, accompanied by short texts about the patient's excuse, the potential My Dearest Enemy ebook pdf reasoning behind the insertion, and the method of removal. Warning: Grossness factor and hilarity are high! Sample objects include: stapler, toothbrush, banana, dentures, eyeglasses, Buzz Lightyear, USB drive, coathanger, iPod, and engagement ring.


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Author: Connie Brockway
Number of Pages: 373 pages
Published Date: 01 Nov 1998
Publisher: Bantam Doubleday Dell Publishing Group Inc
Publication Country: New York, United States
Language: English
ISBN: 9780440223757
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